Lists and Lists

Websites I Check Daily:

Cracked
FailBlog
Questionable Content
Facebook
Twitter

Magazines To Which I Subscribe:

Good Housekeeping
Country Living
House Beautiful
Elle Decor
Cosmopolitan

Beauty Products I Often Use:

Victoria's Secret Love Spell collection (lotions, perfumes, etc.)
Loreal mineral foundation
That Lash Blast mascara Drew Barrymore is always advertising
Almay liquid eyeliner
Those 88-cent tiny nail polishes from Walmart

Things I Can't Live Without:

A toothbrush/floss (4 times a day, every day!)
My laptop
Slippers
Moving air
Something to drink

Places I Have Lived:

With both of my parents
With my mom only
3 out of 4 of the housing complexes at the college
In an apartment one building over than my brother
Fucking Laramie, WY. I hate Laramie.

I'm Going To Have To Bite My Lips Until The Bleed

Things I Have Been Asked Not To Ask The Guy Who Is Visiting Us This Weekend, Because It Is Not Nice To Make Fun Of An Old Guy Who Just Happens To Be Named Merlin:

-Do you know magic?

-Why don't you look more like Nicol Williamson?

-What was it like to hang out with King Arthur?

-You totally got to third base with The Lady of the Lake, didn't you?

-Did you know that, your father allegedly being an incubus, that you are currently being portrayed in the Twilight books as something that glitters in the sunlight and drinks human blood?