Archive for March, 2011

Mar 21 2011

Drip Drip

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In the past two weeks, we’ve had a plumber come over to fix the dripping pipe above our bathtub. It’s still dripping, and I’m afraid my landlord’s head is going to explode when I tell her that they need to come back again. The only upside is that maintenance still has not repaired the giant [...]

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Mar 17 2011

25….

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My birthday was on Sunday, and I turned 25. 25 sounded so old when I was a kid. I figured that by this age, I’d have kids of my own and a house and stuff. Man, I was wrong. The only things I got right were that I’d have cats and big boobs. I got [...]

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Mar 05 2011

Cranky McCrankPants

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Oh, this has been such a bad week. I slipped and fell on some ice on Monday night, right in front of my apartment. I cut off a quarter of my kneecap, almost down to the muscle, almost directly on my own doormat. Unfortunately, I was also holding a 44 oz diet Pepsi at the [...]

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