The Grrface

I recently found a blog called The Angry Pharmacist. I’ve gotten really interested in my job, and I think it’s pretty interesting that the irritating things are pretty much the same across the board. Take this post, for example. Holy shit, do I run into this issue every fifteen minutes. Take John Smith*, who today [...]

The tiny dog, Gus, seems to think he can intimidate the Quarter Pounders roaming in the field behind our house. Apparently, weiner dogs (hee hee, weiner) are just aggressive like that. Gabe’s dad had me watch a show about them on Animal Planet, and I learned they were originally bred to fight badgers. Badgers! I [...]

Many years ago, I got this for Christmas from my Grandma Jean (not to be confused with my Grandma Jan). I’d never gotten a nice snow globe before, and for good reason. I am a total klutz. I trip all the time. I drop things. I walk into doors and walls and furniture. My body [...]

I rarely wear enough earrings to fill all the holes I have in my head. I don’t know if it’s the fact that I dress like a nerdy secretary everyday, but people seem pretty surprised when they realize I have 9 ear piercings. “When did you get those done?” they ask. “Uh..2004.” I respond. In [...]

The joke I’ve been making the last few weeks is that Blogger’s new motto is “go fuck yourself.” And fuck me, they did. Just ask Gabe, who spent the last few hours moving everything from Blogger to WordPress. My settings were so screwed up on Blogger; it was a nightmare just moving over the archives. [...]