The Grrface

I don’t speak Midwestern Nerd, so can somebody tell me if there’s more than one kind of LAN party? I thought LAN had something to do with internet connections, but Gabe is going to some video game shindig tomorrow night, but it’s for Xbox…or something… I would go, but I am usually as annoying as [...]

My super-long hair was 25 inches when I cut it all off this weekend. I’m not sure if you’ve ever had two feet of thick hair growing out of your head before, but let me tell you, it’s heavy. Really heavy. Heavy enough to cause constant headaches. I was showering on Saturday and decided, fuck [...]