Day 13

This is my computer. My computer is playing a game called "How Many Times Can I Make This Bitch Restart Me Before She Voids.The Warranty."

There is a problem with the power cord. Every time I plug my laptop in, it just starts fucking up. Sometimes, Explorer crashes. Sometimes, the screen won't turn on when I try to take it out of standby. Sometimes, it won't recognize the keyboard or the mouse. Sometimes, it whispers obscenities in French and then starts to talk about Salvador Dali.

I really need to call Acer and get them to mail me a new, non-faulty, power cord. When it's not plugged in, it works fine. It never crashes, and everything works like magic.