How I Lost Two Pounds In An Afternoon

My super-long hair was 25 inches when I cut it all off this weekend. I'm not sure if you've ever had two feet of thick hair growing out of your head before, but let me tell you, it's heavy. Really heavy. Heavy enough to cause constant headaches. I was showering on Saturday and decided, fuck it, I like how Gweneth Paltrow's hair looks.