Unlikely

I updated my symptoms on WebMD, and I got a new list of cheerful possibilities:

-Bronchitis
-Influenza
-Common Cold
-Tuberculosis
-Three different types of Pnemonia

I'm glad that the doctor just told me that it was the flu, which is unusual, but not unheard of this time of year. But he laughed when I said that WebMD said it could be TB because, dude, this isn't Tombstone, and I'm not Val Kilmer. Although I will be your Huckleberry. That is totally my game.